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Over here at the office for extreme cleverness and ideas for when you have nothing else to blog about, I've been researching a new substance that has the potential to bring about world peace and freedom in our time. Many people have asked me how this works.
The answer is simple: it doesn't.
So much for the bad news. The good news is that the byproduct, oatmeal with raisins using black tea instead of hot water, is surprisingly tasty. What's more, it gets both carbohydrates and caffeine into one compact meal.
While this may seem like a trivial posting, you have to remember the source. Furthermore, when facing yet another day in which my full potential will be utilized in a manner which makes me realize that I don't have that much potential, and that will simultaneously bring home the notion that we all have something to contribute except for those like myself who can best help out by not contributing, the concept of a caffeine loaded breakfast is just the thing to get the wheels turning.
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I've been known to cook chicken wings in coca cola - or anything really with coca cola.
ANYWAYS - I can't bring myself to drink tea, so I don't know how tea tastes, so my opinion doesn't really matter.
BUT if you google "black tea, oatmeal and raisins", you're the number one result :)
And some kids in high school said I'd never amount to much...well who's laughing now?!
Hmmm...this appears to have changed nothing...sigh...at least I still have the oatmeal...nom, nom, nom.
:-)
Hey. You made the wine come out my nose I was laughing so hard. Stop that. Or something. No don't. Keep going. I will try that tomorrow. Sounds like just the ticket for an early Saturday.
Well, it made me laugh. Somehow I missed this last week. I guess that's what happens when you have meetings ater church and forget when you come home. Ü I will come back in case you write a current one this week.
Any way to get the motor going is okay with me. Maybe you should write the Oatmeal, Raisin and Black Tea Diet. You could make millions.
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